“Play with me, I’m a fungi!”
Weekend stupid joke open thread. Let’s hear ’em!
Mushroom Village, originally uploaded by kpwerker.
What did the little mushroom say to the big mushroom?
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What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “give me a beer and a mop”.
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A Shampoodle!
What happend when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Two peanuts walked into a bar and one was assaulted.
Two termites walk into a bar. One of them asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
A man walks into the doctor's office. He's got a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “Doctor, what's wrong with me?”
You haven't been eating properly.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
Why did the mexican guy push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
Why did the mexican guy push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
What did the fish say when he got caught in the seaweed:
“Kelp, Kelp!”